Sunday, March 25, 2012

Dear Ryan Gosling,

My Dearest Ryan Gosling,
First off I want you to know that I may be a freak, who is obsessed with you, however, the person that I tried to get to put a chip on you backed out last minute saying it was "unethical" meaning I don't know where you are right now, so no need to be alarmed. I just wanted to let you know, that one day when I have your baby, yes, one day I will have your baby, you will have to be there for said baby and therefore you will have to be with me. Don't worry, we will be the cutest little family out there. We will be able to go to the park together as a family, or go swimming in our gigantor pool that we will have in our backyard.I will be able to stare at those rock hard abs while you swim with our baby Seven. And Audra, her hubby, and their dog will watch out the window from our guest house that we will let them live in. Don't you fret, I have this planned out, you will love Audra and her husband, we can have game nights after little Seven goes down for bed. Oh one more thing, every Sunday we will be going to church. I plan to reactivate you in the church so that one day after our having a baby out of wedlock, we will all be sealed in the temple. Doesn't this sound like the perfect love story ever? I knew you'd agree. Well, there's a little glimpse of your future, enjoy the single life while it lasts because soon you will only have one woman, by the name or courtney that you will answer to. But again, don't worry, you'll love it.

Love your future wifey,
Courtney Cook



So as I was writing this I realized, well it's not like my blog is read by millions, hundreds or even like more than 20 people, but just incase somehow someone reads this and is totally weirded out, please don't give me a restraining order. This is all a joke....sort of.

On a little side note, I have to tell you guys all about one of my best friends. His name is Jesse, and we first met in English class. I liked him for quite a while in that english class. Though I don't see him very often, I still consider him one of my best friends out there. But the point of this whole little input about my bestie Jesse is this: The first time I saw him I immediately thought he looked like Ryan Gosling does in the notebook. Well now you all have to see comparative picutres and see that I am right.


See what I mean? I have always been right about this.

2 comments:

Natty Jane said...

Where is the other picture? It doesn't pop up? Ps, I just laughed for 5 minutes. Probs one of the funniest blog entries I have read in a long time.

courtney77 said...

which picture? it shows up on mine...